You're just saying that because, a) you want to defend its hideousness, and b) the idea of several exposed wieners excite you almost as much as it excites UBC.

 

Jox you are brutally honest!

 

1. I gave up trying to defend it. I can't help if you have no taste.
2. Don't try and deflect the issue away from yourself.

 

Is the Panamera ugly? Does the bear shit in the woods? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

It's more a matter of you having to face reality than me deflecting the issue away from anything. Okay, so, you prefer horrid-looking cars, you have the wrong birthday, you employ illegal Mexicans to do your tiles and you have a Scandinavian name while living on the wrong continent! And you're married to someone who wears a Lexus t-shirt in bed.

 

If a tree falls in the forest...

Any resemblance between your reality and mine would be strictly coincidental.

At least my husband doesn't wear a thong backwards and it still fits.

 

It only fit because I tried it with your thong, and they were wider than a barn door.

 

get a room

 

Oh, yeah?

 

Hilarious. This could be a winner.