i move for the passing of The Ferrari Sedition Act of 2009.

These trying times require an act for the punishment of certain crimes against Scuderia Ferrari, the Act would set out punishments of up to two weeks banishment from "pit-stop" for opposing or resisting any gains made by Scuderia Ferrari or writing or publishing false, scandalous, and malicious writings about Scuderia Ferrari or Kimi Raikkonen or Felipe Massa

 

Felipe Massa smells like stinky cheese. Raikkonen likes stinky cheese and often nibbles on Massa's ear in the pits when the car is being worked on for yet another technical malfunction. Oh, and when they mess up pitstops, Kimi and Felipe take turns carrying each others "fuel hoses" back to the pit box.

Punish this!!! *grabs nutsack and flips the bird*