In one of the strangest Bugatti videos you’ll probably ever see, the million-dollar car sits there in its designated spot while the $5-a-wash machine brushes, splashes, sprays, and blow dries.

Bugatti issued a recall this week on the Veyron — specifically for 92 models in the U.S.

News flash, guy putting your bare butt on a Bugatti, your “comical” prank just revealed to the world that you are a moron who doesn’t get it.

The internet has made the world smaller.

The beatniks at BayAreaRacing caught up with a Bugatti Veyron owner recently at a Shift-S3ctor event, and they beautifully captured this raw top speed video.

Right now on eBay, there is a kit car listing for a 40-horsepower, scaled-down Bugatti Veyron for children.

Have you ever stared down God’s pupils and felt what it’s like to experience the big bang while simultaneously getting pulled into a black hole? Well, I have because I drove a Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport Vitesse.