The Miami Heat is on!!
#107
06-11-2012, 10:04 PM
Ok, the 3 quarters for $1 has been my favorite, but here are some more groaners:
Why does Lebron James drive an automatic car? He can't handle a clutch.
Why did Lebron sign up for a Discover card? He heard if he got enough points, he could travel for free.
Movie theaters are now requiring you to put your cell phone in Lebron mode... No ring.
Why does Lebron's agent want him to play in the NHL? Because they only have three periods.
Why can't Lebron James write his Auto-Biography? He's still stuck on the title!
Why isn't Lebron allowed around small children? He considered a CHOKE hazard!
Why does Lebron James drive an automatic car? He can't handle a clutch.
Why did Lebron sign up for a Discover card? He heard if he got enough points, he could travel for free.
Movie theaters are now requiring you to put your cell phone in Lebron mode... No ring.
Why does Lebron's agent want him to play in the NHL? Because they only have three periods.
Why can't Lebron James write his Auto-Biography? He's still stuck on the title!
Why isn't Lebron allowed around small children? He considered a CHOKE hazard!
#108
06-11-2012, 10:11 PM
How about my Heat stepping up to the plate and answering Boston's best punch! With a healthy Bosh back I am confident to predict a Heat Championship in 6 games. Miami will split the first two in OKC and then win the three homes games. It is a great time to be a Heat fan. We are witnessing some of the most exciting games in franchise history. GO HEAT!!!!
#110
06-11-2012, 10:27 PM
Found these funny
Last edited by SVTxTERM1NATOR; 06-11-2012 at 10:29 PM.
