The Miami Heat is on!!
Jun 11, 2012 | 09:42 PM
#101
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From: Best Coast
Have you heard about McDonald's serving the new McBrons? If you eat it during the fourth quarter, you're guaranteed to choke!
Jun 11, 2012 | 09:50 PM
#103
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Posts: 12,211
Those two cracked me up...
Jun 11, 2012 | 09:52 PM
#104
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Posts: 3,733
From: Best Coast
this one made chuckle out loud
Jun 11, 2012 | 09:56 PM
#106
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Posts: 3,733
From: Best Coast
i don't know whats funnier the way you posted it or the actual joke! Hilarious Aussie!
Jun 11, 2012 | 10:04 PM
#107
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Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 3,224
From: location, location!
Ok, the 3 quarters for $1 has been my favorite, but here are some more groaners:
Why does Lebron James drive an automatic car? He can't handle a clutch.
Why did Lebron sign up for a Discover card? He heard if he got enough points, he could travel for free.
Movie theaters are now requiring you to put your cell phone in Lebron mode... No ring.
Why does Lebron's agent want him to play in the NHL? Because they only have three periods.
Why can't Lebron James write his Auto-Biography? He's still stuck on the title!
Why isn't Lebron allowed around small children? He considered a CHOKE hazard!
Why does Lebron James drive an automatic car? He can't handle a clutch.
Why did Lebron sign up for a Discover card? He heard if he got enough points, he could travel for free.
Movie theaters are now requiring you to put your cell phone in Lebron mode... No ring.
Why does Lebron's agent want him to play in the NHL? Because they only have three periods.
Why can't Lebron James write his Auto-Biography? He's still stuck on the title!
Why isn't Lebron allowed around small children? He considered a CHOKE hazard!
Jun 11, 2012 | 10:11 PM
#108
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Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 15
How about my Heat stepping up to the plate and answering Boston's best punch! With a healthy Bosh back I am confident to predict a Heat Championship in 6 games. Miami will split the first two in OKC and then win the three homes games. It is a great time to be a Heat fan. We are witnessing some of the most exciting games in franchise history. GO HEAT!!!!
Jun 11, 2012 | 10:17 PM
#109
Thor Liked My Watch
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 4,095
From: New Jersey
Everyone thought the Spurs were going to be unstoppable in the post season... People were predicting them to win it all.......
OKC!!!!
OKC!!!!
Jun 11, 2012 | 10:27 PM
#110
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Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 1,057
Found these funny
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