Dear awful driver,

Please get out of the passing lane when there are cars trying to pass you. Just because you are going 60 in a 55, it does not mean you are a badass.

 

Dear awful driver,

there is no need to start slowing down very early to a near dead-stop to turn onto the other street, your car won't roll over you fvcking asshole.

 

Dear Awful Driver why do you drive 60mph when the entire Freeway full of cars is doing 70mph?

 

Dear awful driver,

I don't necessarily hate the Prius, I hate the driver. You're either holding me up or right on my rear bumber. No need to drive like a grandma or a lunatic. You can save the world at 70mph. Not at 40 and not at 85.

 

Dear awful driver, I know we are on a country road but it's not acceptable to pull out and go 10 mph looking at the corn growing.

 

Neg rep for not necessarily hating the prius.

 

Dear almost every driver in North East Ohio-

1) don't take it personal like a little baby when I pass you. Take it like a man or women- it's not personal, just let me pass you.
2) stop being such a prick and maintaining your speed IN my blind spots. Its not only stupid, it's highly dangerous.
3) When two of you idiots get together on a 4 lane, if you're both going the same speed, for the love of everything sacred- move the FVCK over and allow faster traffic to pass. STOP bottle necking the traffic.
4) See items 1-3. Learn it. Live it. Breath it!!

 

Dear crazy old rich lady, Thank you for knocking on the door of my truck to get me to pull your car out for you. You saved us all about 20 minutes. ahhhhhh I love small towns!

 

Dear awful driver,

Did I startle you when I passed within a matter of inches of your rear bumper while coming around you lolly gagging in the fast lane. I know you probably thought I was a typical prick in BMW (which I am) who should be arrested for going over 70mph. Welcome to driving, your place is the right lane.

 

Dear local law enforcement,

When are you going to enforce our slower traffic must keep right law?