Dear awful driver,
Sep 1, 2011 | 05:30 PM
#61
Teamspeed Pro
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 2,311
From: The OC
Dear Awful Driver,
Was it really necessary for you to wait until I was behind you at freeway speeds for you to use your windshield washer? I truly enjoyed getting spots on my freshly washed car. I hope you understood what was going on when I got in front of you and proceeded to spray my front and rear windshield fluid continuously for 60 seconds.
Very truly yours,
Ag Surfer
Was it really necessary for you to wait until I was behind you at freeway speeds for you to use your windshield washer? I truly enjoyed getting spots on my freshly washed car. I hope you understood what was going on when I got in front of you and proceeded to spray my front and rear windshield fluid continuously for 60 seconds.
Very truly yours,
Ag Surfer
Sep 1, 2011 | 06:09 PM
#63
Teamspeed Senior Member
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 698
From: Middle GA, US
Dear awful driver,
When I have a few feet infront of me, thats not a space for you to squeeze into, I do that to give myself and the 2-5 thousand pounds in the back of my truck time to stop in traffic. Oh and thank you for staying on the brakes after everyone starts again just so I would hit you. I get that last part alot since I'm in a company truck, well that and people jumping in front of me and slamming the brakes in hopes I will run over them and they can sue. And I get the left lane slow driver a lot, and I really hate it since it takes my delivery truck a few moments to get back up to speed.
When I have a few feet infront of me, thats not a space for you to squeeze into, I do that to give myself and the 2-5 thousand pounds in the back of my truck time to stop in traffic. Oh and thank you for staying on the brakes after everyone starts again just so I would hit you. I get that last part alot since I'm in a company truck, well that and people jumping in front of me and slamming the brakes in hopes I will run over them and they can sue. And I get the left lane slow driver a lot, and I really hate it since it takes my delivery truck a few moments to get back up to speed.
Sep 1, 2011 | 06:21 PM
#64
Teamspeed Pro
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 4,719
From: So Cal - Agoura Hills
Dear Awful Driver,
Your Fat, do you need to eat and drive at the same time... I can see food falling all over the place (your lap mostly) and now your not paying attention to the road, and swerving all over the place - please go hit a cop car, thank you.
Your Fat, do you need to eat and drive at the same time... I can see food falling all over the place (your lap mostly) and now your not paying attention to the road, and swerving all over the place - please go hit a cop car, thank you.
Sep 1, 2011 | 06:34 PM
#68
Teamspeed Senior Member
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 95
That's MISTER DouchDoc to you, missy.
Sep 1, 2011 | 06:47 PM
#69
I give good hugs. Bo, you're first.
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 3,160
From: Beyond the lighted stage
Ok, Mr. then.
The late great George Carlin.
The late great George Carlin.
Sep 1, 2011 | 06:49 PM
#70
This won't end well
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 5,520
From: Living rent free in your head
Never, ever **** with a Ducati. You'll never have a chance. Safe riding STOPPIE!