Dear awful driver,

Your job is freaking simple, drive dump truck full of gravel from point A to point B. Put the damn cover over your gravel, it's the LAW! Also don't drive with your tailgate open causing a million ******* nicks on my front hood. Also thank you to the old, Camry driving, housewife that didn't let me over. I realize you don't care about your car but I do.

 

Dear neighbor who yells at me to slow down every morning, I am going 25 in a 35. I have a loud car, that doesn't mean I am going fast.

So go screw off while you do 40 down the street in your Suburban talking on your phone while trying to put on makeup.

 

Same thing with my dads bikes. He tries to coast down the street but when he fires it up it's like a cage of lions getting angry.

 

It's not anger that makes them act that way, it is jealousy...

 

Dear anyone from mass please get off the road in the morning when I drive. Thanks

 

Left lane is for people going faster than the rest of the traffic. Call it what you want I stay in that lane because I drive faster than most.

 

Okay, use it all you want, but don't get upset when other people use it too. They may just be going a little slower than you.

You guys that cruise at 70-80 in 60s can all get fvcked.

 

It's a passing lane, I will travel in it as long as it makes sense to. If traffic clears in the middle or right lane I will move over. If someone comes up faster than me in the left lane I will also move over as soon as it is safe to do so. I expect other drives to do the same.

I also don't see how cruising at 5-15mph over is a big deal (speed limit is mostly 65mph on the highways around here). These roads (and modern cars) are fine for travel at those speeds, one of the only things that makes them dangerous is wild fluctuations in speed caused by people not properly using the lane system.

 

Just admit it already, you drive a Prius.

 

Dear awful driver, I mean darling. Do you want me to park that for you?