That is some good shit.

A few questions:

(1) Why is BMW all over to the right? I truly believe they are amazingly engineered cars. I have driven many cars in this price range, and the BMW comes out by far the best in terms of handling and classic aesthetic.

(2) Again, Breitling seems to have good quality time pieces (all, of course gathered from internet literature) ... why is it douchey? Or a tool watch?

 

(1) Its not the car, its who typically buys/drives them

(2) See comment number (1)

 

Because the majority of people (not all) who buy Breitlings and BMWs buy them because everyone else thinks they are cool.

I'll add, I've had my fair share of BMWs.

 

I don't personally mind them all that much, I was doing my best to guestimate board consensus.

Also forgot to add "anything vintage" on the "I have taste" end of things... 356 cab, 66 Cobra, SWB, etc. My apologies, I was rushed.

 

Ok. But that's such a flawed, anecdotal way of looking at things. But it's sad that you (and it looks like many others) think like that. Because if I were to meet any one like this in real life, I'd be very offended.

 

I have a strong suspicion you'll relate to this:

 

Hah, but I don't! I use a very different laptop, running a very a different operating system.

Why won't you concede that I'm not a dbag?

 

Probably because you fight it so hard...

 

Probably because your first post was directly out of "the douchebags guide to internet forums."

 

This dude knows what it takes to make that sweet young pussy whet. All you other pussies are just jealous of his swagger.

Let it be known fellas that Breitling Whogivea**** + BMW 32everyone'ssisterdrivesthatcar = moist young vag

P.S. Jox = Violence