I'd do it if you were a hot 21 year old (female) that I might end up screwing.

But seriously, if you are, do let me know.

 

I have a Corum Admiral's Cup which has a glass window in the case back and through that you can see that inside the watch they have 2002 written in Nautical flags.

When my date would comment on my watch, I would take it off, show them the flags inside the movement, and ask them to figure out what the meaning of those flags is. It was always a fun exercise, and the one who stole my heart figured it out very quickly.

 

You didn't happen to go to West Point did you? I know a girl who was dating a d-bag like you in Bellevue...

 

Gives new meaning to the term "tool watch"

 

I'm just glad he didn't ruin Omegas for me. Imagine if he liked 917s and RUFs? We'd have to kill him to uphold our honor.

 

I'll play:



Now post the watch.

 

Dont. Even. Go. There. Some things are sacred.

I was just on youtube listening to some sweet 917 music. Nothing like it.

 

I can't get the sarcasm, so I'm thinking this is true. And if so, that is ridiculously awesome!

Cheers!

 

No, I would have been too fat at the time to be admitted. I went to Northwestern.

I will, however, admit that there are a lot of dbags in Bellevue. If you think my post (which I considered humorous tbh) portrayed me as a dbag, well then Bellevue is a whole nother level! There's this place called Blue Martini Lounge ($15 martinis!!!) (it's inside this ridiculously dbagy place called Bravern, which houses Louis Vitton, Gucci stores, Neiman Marcus, etc.) where dbags congregate with either their trophy wives or slutty girlfriends.

But these ones all drive Land Rovers and SLK's. The BMW's are owned by predominantly the working young doods that work in a similar industry as do I.

 

You're doing it wrong