we need to stop these spg on spg crimes

 

What the hell happened to Carrot Top?

 

Roids?
Indeed, they have nothing going for them, at all!

 

The "small penis gay", LABrit, sent me an email last night, explaining how it all went down when he first realized he had a small penis:

From: LABrit
To: Jox
Date: August 17th
Subject: My microscopical pee-pee

You know when I first realized I had a ridiculously small penis?
I think it must have happened to many guys as it happened to me. I was in the scouts, and the usual adolescent curiosity about how people compare led to a session of show and tell - i.e. show your penis and tell the others how big it was when erect. I refused to take part, so, scenting a story, the others held me down, tied up my hands with rope and then pulled off my shorts and underwear. Needless to say, I was pretty small, so they all started whooping "We got a one incher here!" It never really went any further, but I've lived with the humiliation of it for years.

The fact that Saudi_Ferrari brought it up really hurt my feelings. It's going to take ages to heal this wound. I'm thinking about cutting my wrists.

What should I do jox?

LABrit

 

I take back what I posted before. The picture of the tool was not large enough.


(massive tool)
Thats more like it

 

Small wee wee pros and cons-
Pros- More aerodynamic, better for swimming underwater, less hassle when getting pants tailored
Cons- diffuses less static electricity at high altitude, harder to tell which direction wind is blowing when pants are off

 

saudi posting this here and not expecting everyone to assume its a fake is nothing short of delusional.

 

Judging by the pictures he has posted of himself, I still believe Saudi (real name Tony) lives on Long Island (or New Jersey) and drives a C4 Corvette convertible, but that is just my opinion.

 

Can't be, because then the title of this thread would have been "Ma new AP Suvavah" ... and his forum signature would read "C4 Coavette"

 

Every village needs an idiot, and since M3_GTR's departure our little village has been without one. Someone finally stepped up and earned that title.....