This tournament is starting to look like another one of those world cups full of upsets and surprises! The only thing not surprising about those tournaments is that Brazil usually end up winning them!

 

Mweeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

 

looking forward to the Brazil game tomorrow at 11:30 am

 

Um yeah. We don't speak Flemish...

 

That's right. You speak rubbish, Utrecccht boi.

 

What are you doing in this thread anyway? Did your Sveeeeeeeeeeeedishhh squad even qualify? Oh wait...

 

It was a boycot over those FARKING VUVUZELAS!!!! I cannot watch without the TV on mute. I genuinely hope everyone who blows in them gets gonhorrea in their eyes.

 

I discovered a simple and quite ingenious solution to that particular problem: yesterday I was watching the Denmark match on some town square. Crappy match, but I digress. As you'd expect there were plenty of idiots with those bloody horns around ruining the experience for absolutely everybody. Easy solution: pour a couple of beers down horn. Works best if you have a couple of big mates around because not everyone appreciated my ingenuity.

 

There is a vuvuzela Iphone app. Now all my friends keep bugging me with that shit all day long

 

I know, but I wanna learn flemish! It's a free world!

And hopefully learn some Afrikaans too,