In light of Tiger Wood's recent statement to the press on Fox Sports, MSNBC did a survey of 2000 women to get their reactions. One of the questions was "Would you sleep with Tiger Woods?" 82% responded "Not again."

 

BAM!!!!

I'm stealing that, too insane not to.

 

I told my buddy that Tiger should've come on and said:

"Look, I'm young, mixed-race and super-rich. I love to bang chicks and I shouldn't have got married. Now that that's sorted, where the white wimmin at?"

 

OK, I'm not one to normally fuel the Tiger fires, he did a bad, but the only one he's got to make it right with is his wife and kids. And his sponsors and his fans if he hopes to continue to make billions, but really, only his wife and kids.

But......I got home today to the March Maxim in the mail, check page 52. I swear he copied their press conference for himself!!! Seriously funny. So accurate!!!

 

Would have been priceless!

 

I walked by a bunch of people at work I thought the president was having a press conference. Give me a break he would do it again if he thought he wouldn't get caught. Just trying to save half of his empire.

 

Screw the apology, I'm not happy about his decision to lose his tie at the last minute.

 

Tiger's apology today was pretty bizarre. As far as I am concerned he owed his fans nothing more than a written statement. All he needed to do, if not already done, was to apologize profusely to his wife and kids AT HOME, apologize to his mom, and provide a written apology to the boards of directors of his business partners and sponsors.

Forget the 'therapy', man up, face the music and go get ready for Augusta. Can't believe he's dragging this out this long.

 

The worldview that PR companies have concocted is getting ridiculous. Why does he owe anyone other than his wife an apology? Does he genuinely need rehab/therapy? I doubt it. Where did the notion come from that he owes the public anything regarding his private conduct? It just adds to the idea that athletes should somehow be looked up to for anything other than their professional capabilities.

 

A friend today suggested getting therapy for loving sex is like getting therapy for breathing...