THE BIKE YER MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT



MORE ATTITUDE THAN A LESBIAN MANHATER WITH A NICE PAIR AND A PEACHY ASS



PICS SAY IT ALL

FJ12 FORKS N FRONT WHEEL WITH BILLET TOP YOKE NEEDS A FORK SEAL AS SHE GETS RIDDEN HARD AND HINCKLEY TRIUMPH CALIPERS (NEW PADS JUST FITTED)

ZXR750 MONOSHOCK REAR END

REBUILT ENGINE (SMALL OIL LEAK FROM GENNY CASING OR CHARACTER AS ITS CALLED)

GOES LIKE FOOK SOUNDS LIKE THUNDER P*SSES MOST NORMAL FOLK OFF



RUNS FINE BUT BEAR IN MIND SHE AINT NO WHIZZY DYSONESQUE FUEL INJECTED COMPUTER CONTROLLED VIDEO GAME ON WHEELS SHE CAME FROM AN AGE OF REAL MEN WITH BALLS AND HAIRY CHEST'S N STUFF AND LAGER DRINKERS WERE OLD ENOUGH TO GET INTO PUBS N NOT HANG AROUND SHOPS ALL NIGHT SCARING OLD LADIES

BECOME THE SCURGE OF YOUR TOWN AND ENJOY HUNTING PLASTICS ROCKET OWNERS DOWN

I'M A RIGHT FAT GIT AND IT GOES LIKE STINK SO IMAGINE WHAT A SKINNY BLOKE OR BIRD COULD DO ON IT !!!

　

NO FRIPPERIES LIKE SPEEDO/REV COUNTER ETC AND THE SEAT IS FINE AND DANDY SO STOP BEING A FAG AND STEP UP TO MANHOOD

　

NOW CONSIDERING THE ABOVE STATEMENT I'M OBVIOUSLEY A BIG GIRLS BLOUSE AS I HAVE TO GET RID FOR ONE REASON ONLY A KNACKERED RIGHT KNEE

SO I'LL CONSIDER A SWAP SWAP PX FOR A MORE CONVENTIONAL BIKE (NOT GOTTA BE NORMAL JUST NOT HAVING MY KNEE BENT UNDER ME SO NO OUT N OUT RICE BURNERS, I WILL CONSIDER OTHER FIGHTERS/CHOPS ETC BUT IT'S MUST HAVE ATTITUDE (AND I DONT WANT A CAR/VAN ETC UNLESS IT'S WORTH £3000 SO I CAN FLOG IT AND BUY A BIKE)

　


YOU CAN CALL/TXT WITH ANY QUESTIONS TO 07897995456

CASH ON COLLECTION FROM J23 OF M1 WITHIN 7 DAYS PLEASE



SO THERE YA HAVE IT NOT GONNA SELL FOR 99p MAY NOT LET THE AUCTION RUN ITS COURSE YOU WANT IT CALL ME WITH £1650 IN YER POCKET OR A BIKE I CAN DEAL WITH



OH AND IF YOU SEND A MESSAGE SAYING "HOW MUCH FOR CASH?" DONT BE SUPRISED TO BE TOLD "£1650 YOU FCUKING MORON HENCE THE START PRICE"



I DONT NEED TO SELL I'M KEEPING THE MRS HAPPY AND SHE'S A BIKER SO SHE REALLY DONT GIVE A FCUK



DOES THE ABOVE SEEM HARSH IN PLACES?? WELL 8+ YRS OF DEALING WITH MONGS ON EBAY RUINS IT FOR THE CAPABLE 2%



GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN !!! ALREADY 2 FOLK MAKING OFFERS THEN GOING THROUGH THE WHOLE EXCHANGING EMAILS PICS ETC THEN POW "SORRY MATE I SOLD IT TO SOMEONE ELSE/ MY MRS WONT LET ME HAVE IT/ I'VE GOT CANCER OVERNIGHT SO CANNOT RIDE ANYMORE"



LOOK FCUKERS I WORK 14 HRS A DAY AND GET PRECIOUS LITTLE TIME WITH MY WOMAN THROUGH THE WEEK I DONT WANT TO WASTE AN HOUR AT NIGHT EMAILING FOLK TO BE MESSED ABOUT, I'D RATHER SPEND THAT TIME DOING UNATURAL THINGS TO HER WITH HOUSEHOLD OBJECTS

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE OFFERS UNLESS MUMMY SAYS IT'S ALRIGHT TOO AND YOU ARE SERIOUS