Ok, here's a funny story of a friend of mine's cigarette boat........So, he bought his boat down in Miami, FL.....BTW - he's an OB/GYN (yes, a Vageen DR...hahaha), so about a month in to owning the boat down in Miami he decided to take it out for a long spin let's say, so far out that when he was heading back to the borders of the US Waters, he got stopped by the US Coast Guard......Coast Guard asked permission to board his vessel (again a cig boat) and they proceeded to conduct about a 2 hour search of his boat leaving no stone unturned.......when they completed the search, my friend asked the captain of the coast guard vessel why they just conducted this stop and search, the USCG's response,

"Well sir, there were three reasons for this:

1.) You were in a Cigarette Boat
2.) You were heading back towards Miami at HIGH RATE OF SPEED
3.) The name of the boat is "DELIVERY BOY"

hahahahaha, since he's an Obstetrician!!! I thought that was hysterical......

 

Boats by the name of "Dry Martini" are going for ten cents on the dollar.

 

"HMS SHAGATSEA" from Austin Powers is pretty good

 

if i had a boat i would call it Eternity

 

One of the Sultan of Brunei's kids had a boat called "Tits". It's "tenders" were called "Nipple 1" and 2.

 

Something along the same subject...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn8k7Hef1mc

 

My uncle was going to name his boat "After You."

I can see it now:

--(random person) "What did you name your boat?"
(uncle) "I named it after you..."
--(random person) "After me?"

(he ended-up calling it "DreamTime")

I thought "Office" might be cool...
"Honey, I'll be at the office..."

 

^^^

nice names you are providing...

i see its your first post, welcome to the team

a rep for you

 

sea deuce

 

My old man has some good ones,

22' Chirs Craft - "Business"
Seadoo Jet boat- "For play"

And (my favorite) 14' Lund- " Fishy Wishy"