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Old 11-19-2008, 12:55 PM
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Dear Abby...my wife is cheating on me

I had tossed this up elsewhere, but it for sure is TS Worthy.... a sad sad story....
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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. I've witnessed the usual signals; the phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them. I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my Ferrari F40 and the Porsche GT3RS so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'.

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind the rear fender, I noticed some terrible swirl marks in the paint on the F40. I was distraught. Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it to the my local detailer?

A Concerned Collector

I almost puked funny when i read this.... great commentary on how we think.
 
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Old 11-19-2008, 12:56 PM
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that is funny
 
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Dude, thanks for the kind words on that other forum.

And.........HOLY SH!T! An F40 a couple weeks after a CGT and a Scud? You're my hero! Crazy!!!!

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Old 11-19-2008, 12:59 PM
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LMAO! That was great
Yep Steve has the best Auto Taste around!

BTW- Throw it up in the off topic though for future "Dear Abby's "
 
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Thats a good one for sure.
 
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ha... As soon as I heard what the cars were I knew it was a joke... we ALL know that no woman in her right mind would leave a guy who could afford that stable...
 
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Great story caught me off guard
 
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rotfl...just keep the quick detail handy to wipe the buttmarks off the CGT after your done with the strippers lol
 
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THAT is FN awesome!!!!!!!!!!! Bwah ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!
 
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Hahahaha That was great. Def made me laugh!! Love it. Thanks.
 


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