The Universe does not want Nicholas Cage to make another movie, and it's turning vehicles into weapons in order to thwart the filming of his latest flick, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, in New York City. Two people were injured earlier this week when a stunt man drove a Ferrari through the front door of a Sbarro's during filming. Early this morning, the Universe struck again. An SUV jumped a curb not three blocks from where the prior accident had occurred and injured nine people, some of whom were member's of the movie's production crew. The woman driving the SUV was not associated with the film, but was clearly acting as a foot soldier for Fate, which does not want this project completed without a body count. We fully expect to read that Nicholas Cage himself was crushed by a hybrid taxi in tomorrow's paper

This movie may be cursed .......

 

hehe the universe is trying to tell them something indeed

 

Wow, this is insane! The only modes of transportation for this movie should be bicycles from here on in!

 

Was James Dean's 550 involved in any way???

 

After I read that statement, it all made sense.

 

bad bad alzilla bad

 

You know I love you, Bonita. Hope there are no hard feelings.

 

Times like this I miss watching the action in Times Square from the 27th floor of the Reuters building.

 

All we need now is that she was on the mobile...