Naked. That's my style.

 

Yeah this collar's popped, cuz I'm the fvckin' man and everyone should know it.

Jaeger bombs!

 

Fixed that for you.

 

Anything that helps me to display my giant balls.

 

aha, I see a connaisseur.

Slightly NSFW (how can I just make a link and not embedded vid?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTzkC2g4Xas

 

Wait...
Gold chain, bracelet, necklace and earrings in a "professional" environment?

Levi's and a polo shirt most days. Or Khaki's and a polo or button down When necessary, a well cut suit. Watch, gold wedding band.

oh crap...

I can't help myself...
I can't make it stop...






YouTube - My New Haircut
YouTube - Guidos in Cabo
YouTube - Why everyone hates guidos.
YouTube - Guido Dance @ Seaside- MDW!


I feel better.

 

probably my favorite guido vid

YouTube - Guido Beach

 

Me and my possy like to get "suited and booted" in bright colors before we hit the town

 

good lord...

 

I literally don't own a suit, 1 pair of slacks, a dozen nice shirts (though casual-nice). 95% of the time I'm in boardshorts, a t-shirt, a pair of maui jims and any selection from the 10-12 pairs of flippy floppies.

If I'm going anywhere 'nice' it's jeans (nearly exclusively Diesel or Rock & Rupublic as these fit me (I'm tall w/ shorter legs), though now that these are super popular not nearly as much), an untucked long sleeve shirt w/ the sleeves rolled up and a casual (velvet often) sport coat / tux jacket.

I simply don't do formal as it reminds me of everything I hate about the corporate world and why I shunned it to work for myself.