My girlfriend's boss is named Biff. The jokes write themselves.

I've had my eye on an Arnage for years, but I am not nearly arrogant enough to be able to pull one off.

 

So Jox, why haven't you started a new thread about the Arnage you bought yet?

 

It's pretty simple really. All you have to do is consider every other person on and around the road as a minion. I love that about the Arnage. Whereas the Continental GT says "I am living comfortably and value aesthetics and engineering, so fvck you, minion!", the Arnage screams "fvck you, you poor kuntbag before I buy the factory you get your minimum wage at just to liquidate it so you have to go stand in the unemployment line tomorrow!". I LOVE that!

 

To your point:

 

I believe they are also obliged by law to give you their first born male child and clean the pavement by crawling in front of you. It is also widely accepted that you just drive over them if you are in a hurry. Or feel like it.

 

I will be the most arrogant 40K millionaire on the block!

 

Except you can't. You bought it used. So you will look like a schmuck.

 

People won't know that I bought it used, Kunt. I mean, Kurt.

 

Yes they will fcuknuckle.

They arnt old enough yet to be classics. So you'll just look like a fag.

Its coming up to summer, so why don't you get something truly classy like an old 250sl to pot around stockholm with. Infinite class.

Keep the A8, that's a cool ride.

 

Haha!

I was stuck in traffic downtown about 20 minutes ago at a red light, with millions of people around me, so I tried to picture myself sitting in a red Arnage there instead just to get the feeling of what I may or may not be daily driving in the future. Now, I usually don't schedule meetings of any importance on Fridays, which means I always dress casually. When I dress professionally, I look between 28 and 40 depending on who you ask. And when I dress casually (today is blue polo shirt, khakis and blue Adidas sneakers) I look anywhere between 16 and 23. And then I started laughing.

I'm not gonna look like a schmuck. I'm not gonna look like I own a discount store in the suburb and I'm not gonna look like a Yugoslavian mobster.

I'm gonna look like I'm taking my grampas car to the carwash.