check out this ebay ad. Porsche : 911 Porsche : 911 | eBay

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No Food, No Drinks, No Panties were ever allowed in this car. The last one is what is leading to a possible divorce.

It is also how I met my wife five years ago. This 9/11 is only to be purchased by the smoothest player, if it were fall into the wrong hands I hate to think what could happen.

This car was not built to take you and your kids to get groceries after picking them up from school. It was not crafted to take you and your family to Church every Sunday, get a pick up truck for that and Home Depot. If that's what you're looking for then just stop reading right now. STOP, I mean it.

Now that we got that out of the way, let's talk about what it's really meant for. Like going into the curve at double the recommended Speed. Late Friday nights/Saturday mornings car loaded with women all obeying rule number three. Taking the long way home from work because you can!

If new buyer is interested I’m might be wanting to buy this car back in about 6 months. Depending on how they go I might need the car the again.

 

Well, I like his 3 rules, but yes that is a stupid ad. He probably never had any girls in it anyway.

 

I like the full carbon interior and that write up was hilarious

 

I would suggest he give me $10,000 and the car for me to deal with him in purchasing that.

 

I like the missing front spoiler.

 

Why two ipod hookups? Otherwise looks fairly clean.

 

He took the spoiler off like the women's panties lol.

I would steer clear of it.

 

And I like to think of my 997 as a family sedan? To each his own.

 

hahahaha what an idiot

People like this should NEVER own a Porsche EVER!!!!! lol