Yeah, that was an eloquent description of what happened, you Aussie tit. Pretend you were in a head-on collision in your pink M3 with a school bus filled with handicapped children on their way to a charity event to raise money for themselves by doing a screenplay they've been rehearsing for nearly 7 years. You think your insurance company is going to be satisfied when all you write into the accident report is "I crashed into it"?

No, first they're gonna want to know WHY you crashed into it and then they want to know HOW you crashed into it. And then they're gonna take a long hard look at you and determine that you are a fag and write off your entire fagomobile, laugh, point at you and offer up 4K in a take it or leave it type deal. And then you're gonna come on here and whine like you did when your memory card went bust, and then everyone of us will laugh at you too.

 

+1

 

Bummer, I would not want to be in that position. Live and learn!

Got to love any Sinatra reference!!!

Where is that things stored, looks like a rough place.

 

That'll buff out

 

I was just waiting for that one!

 

 

where is Waldo?

There he is!

 

Parental failure.

1) Teach child to walk.
2) Teach child to drive.
3) Teach child to kill bad guys with thumb.

Looks like this guy stopped at #1.

As to what happened, my money is on: kid starts it up to impress his friends, having been helpfully instructed by the cluster to depress the clutch in order to do so, only to leave it in gear and side-step the pedal.

Simply no excuse for a boy to reach that age without proper man pedal instruction.