Pure Luxury! Must Sell One Of My Classic Watches - Sorry Stryke!
May 18, 2009 | 09:54 PM
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Pure Luxury! Must Sell One Of My Classic Watches - Sorry Stryke!
I don't want to move in on Stryke's territory here, but times are tough and I need to unload one of my classic luxury watches.
Behold the glory . . .
THE CASIO ILLUMINATOR (circa 1998).**
Here are some of its features:
1. Correct time displayed at least twice daily!
2. Synchronized to match the clock in my mother's microwave oven.
3. Alarm rings at random times with no warning whatsoever - keeps you on your toes!
4. The band is soaked in my sweat - easy DNA samples just in case you want to confront me on Maury Povich.
5. Given to me as a gift by TUUNER for teaching him how to pick up chicks.
6. A pure plastic band that adjusts from a man's size all the way down to fit Jox's stick-like appendages.
7. Water resistant! Just for those times when LABrit thinks he is the Queen and spits on you.
8. Make even Swordsman jealous with this classic digital time piece.
9. Numbers resemble the gear display on a Ferrari speedo - but actually legible!
10. 24-hour time function purposefully disabled to annoy our friends who use that wacky system.
Originally $9.99 at Target. Your price, just 1 picture of Bonita!
It's a steal folks.
Comes with the original Target plastic sack.
Sorry ControlIt, no papers. My dog ate the receipt.
To facilitate the transaction, I have engaged U Boat to handle the legal. Just keep your hand on your wallet at all times.
No refunds!!
**As a bonus - and after much effort and revision - I have made this post completely "gay-joke" free!
Behold the glory . . .
THE CASIO ILLUMINATOR (circa 1998).**
Here are some of its features:
1. Correct time displayed at least twice daily!
2. Synchronized to match the clock in my mother's microwave oven.
3. Alarm rings at random times with no warning whatsoever - keeps you on your toes!
4. The band is soaked in my sweat - easy DNA samples just in case you want to confront me on Maury Povich.
5. Given to me as a gift by TUUNER for teaching him how to pick up chicks.
6. A pure plastic band that adjusts from a man's size all the way down to fit Jox's stick-like appendages.
7. Water resistant! Just for those times when LABrit thinks he is the Queen and spits on you.
8. Make even Swordsman jealous with this classic digital time piece.
9. Numbers resemble the gear display on a Ferrari speedo - but actually legible!
10. 24-hour time function purposefully disabled to annoy our friends who use that wacky system.
Originally $9.99 at Target. Your price, just 1 picture of Bonita!
It's a steal folks.
Comes with the original Target plastic sack.
Sorry ControlIt, no papers. My dog ate the receipt.
To facilitate the transaction, I have engaged U Boat to handle the legal. Just keep your hand on your wallet at all times.
No refunds!!
**As a bonus - and after much effort and revision - I have made this post completely "gay-joke" free!
Last edited by Barrister; May 19, 2009 at 07:10 PM.
May 18, 2009 | 10:18 PM
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I'm repped out, but I'll get you during F1 this weekend. 
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