I'll stop now i think i've had my fun for the week

 

Ok:

I was born in Russia. I was like 9months old. My mom and dad whom I live with now, In NY, have raised me. We lived in this "ghetto" like neighborhood. Then, 8 years later, we moved into the residential section of town... where I met this kid. He taught me how to act ghetto and he introduced me to the world of rap, where i became interested Lil Wayne, I was 12 Now, here we are, 3 years later, and my friend is now in collage and I am in 9th grade in High School.

 

Sh!t guys, I think we messed with the wrong dude here. He's actually tough. Not just fake tough or sometimes tough, he's actually tough. We're screwed.

Send in the army of flying sharks. We need all the help we can get.

 

She wouldn't do that.. well I call her my gf but she's really just an acquaintance... I'm a dumb ass...

 

Acquaintance? Is that what you call the people you lock in your basement? OMG ... we're all going to die in his basement for making fun, you know, since he's actually tough and whatnot.

Forget the flying sharks, we need the flying tanks!

PS - a picture you wack off to does not count as a girlfriend.

 

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HAHA, dont worry, I am tough when somebody approaches me on the street.... seriously. I'm gonna work on a new video that I am gonna post up on youtube, maybe tomorrow, with an interview. Someone, give me a list of questions you'd like to know about me, my life, and anything you want to know. I'll answer the questions. Either text them to me or email them to me. I WILL answer each one.

 

Ok. How big is your wiener?

 

.ummm like 5 inches

 

Liar! Liar! pants on fire!