do they really dislike americans? and what is it like hitting on girls at club if you don't know jack about speaking french

besides the usual tourist destinations, anyone got any good advise, tips, and restaurants?

 

Make sure you wear American flags at all times.

 

And introduce yourself as "The Yank".

 

Bring a gun.

 

Make sure you explain in detail how your freedom is better then theirs. Also attend soccer matches to inform the fans what real football is.

 

should i leave dollars down for tips when dining out as well?

 

Euros. Everything is payed for in euros. People will look at you funny if you tip in us currency.

 

one of my friends is american and handsome, went to Paris and couldnt hit a single french girl

 

a whole summer in Paris is way too much anyways,..
I suggest doing some extended trips to other intersting parts of Europe

 

i was in paris this past summer with my friend and by chance we ran into 3 disney princesses from euro disney, it was cinderella, belle, and snow white (they weren't dressed in costume at the club obviously). we were all hanging out for about 20 minutes or so and then it became clear that there was a pissed off french guy that was not happy about our advances. i was told by the princesses that the pissed off french guy played gaston from beauty and beast. a few minutes later he came over in a huff, threw a tantrum (in french), and stormed out with the 3 princesses. to this day I'm still mad that i was cock blocked by gaston from beauty and the beast