Love these! There on a t-shirt that I just bought.

10. Always keep your gun in a safe direction, such as at a hippy or a communist.

9. Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children, put them up for adoption and protect your guns.

8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your guns to a monkey.

7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the range.

6. When unholstering your weapons, it is customary to say, "excuse me while I whip this out!".

5. Don't load your gun unless your ready to shoot something, or just generally angry.

4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have someone else do that for you.

3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.

2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, never run around yelling, "I have a gun", " I have a gun!".

1. And the most important rule of gun safety is: Don't piss me off.

 

IMAO Top 10 Gun Safety Tips ash grey tshirt

 

Exactly the shirt that I bought!

I just chose to keep it rrrreeelll and hand code the message from my shirt...