Will this look good on my Corvette?
Nov 24, 2009 | 04:57 PM
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Slow day at the office boys?
To the OP: I think this issue transcends the merely aesthetical question of whether it will look good or not. It's a matter of to be or not to be.
You see, if you choose to continue to partake in the art of canyon running (and you will because as a true man, you are in fact a roadwarrior unable to resist the calling of the twisting tarmac sirens) without the proper downforce this will inevitably result in a sudden, fatal lesson into the physics of high speed impacts.
And that is when the real trouble starts; since you are no longer able to provide for your family there will at first be no new iPhones under the Christmas tree, then they will be forced out of the home into a cold and run down apartment on the wrong side of town (picture Rocky V). Where your kid, disillusioned and without fatherly authority to keep him in check, will soon resort to a crime filled adolescence until he shoots the local 7/11 clerk through the head one night.
This will be the final drop which overflows the proverbial bucket of your former better half, reducing her to a crack smoking, emotionally ruined, semi human being destined to roam the backstreets muttering "one blowjob perfidy dollars" until the end of time.
All because you let some punks on a car forum convince you not to put that lifesaver on the back of your Corvette.
Do the responsible thing, get that wing.
To the OP: I think this issue transcends the merely aesthetical question of whether it will look good or not. It's a matter of to be or not to be.
You see, if you choose to continue to partake in the art of canyon running (and you will because as a true man, you are in fact a roadwarrior unable to resist the calling of the twisting tarmac sirens) without the proper downforce this will inevitably result in a sudden, fatal lesson into the physics of high speed impacts.
And that is when the real trouble starts; since you are no longer able to provide for your family there will at first be no new iPhones under the Christmas tree, then they will be forced out of the home into a cold and run down apartment on the wrong side of town (picture Rocky V). Where your kid, disillusioned and without fatherly authority to keep him in check, will soon resort to a crime filled adolescence until he shoots the local 7/11 clerk through the head one night.
This will be the final drop which overflows the proverbial bucket of your former better half, reducing her to a crack smoking, emotionally ruined, semi human being destined to roam the backstreets muttering "one blowjob perfidy dollars" until the end of time.
All because you let some punks on a car forum convince you not to put that lifesaver on the back of your Corvette.
Do the responsible thing, get that wing.
If Porsche and M3 can get away with a GT spoiler and slap on a 100+ price tag, why can't a corvette put on a GT spoiler as well?
Seriously, if the RS can get away with it, so can the corvette. It might not be the best looking, but hell if it works who the F cares.
