I'd kick him in the balls even if he did drive an M3 - people who can't mount their plate on straight drives me absolute bonkers!!

 

There's a guy selling his 4-door E46 330Ci ZHP I stumbled across awhile ago who had the whole M3 drivetrain and suspension and all those other goodies installed. Really looked the part and went like stink too. While this guy is most definitely kidding himself, you can get surprisingly close to a real 4-door E46 M3 if you know what you're doing. This guy tho, definitely needs a swift kick to the nuts.