My Gtr Ny Style
#131
#132
I guess he`s a pretty busy troll...
right now he might be trolling on another forum,so we`ll have to wait until his strict schedule allows him to come back and drop some lines at TS
right now he might be trolling on another forum,so we`ll have to wait until his strict schedule allows him to come back and drop some lines at TS
#133
#134
I'm going to hither a guess that he goes to Stern considering he's in LI.
#135
do we really want him back
#136
he will be back. someone like him cannot stand for the bashing and not 'defend' himself...
btw, i am always a fan of the photoshopz!
btw, i am always a fan of the photoshopz!
#137
Is he gone for good this time? Perma-ban?
#138
#139
#140
Is this what it would be like to go party with this guy?
Disclaimer: (if this is too crude, please remove it, or tell and I will; and accept my apology. It is meant to be funny) A friend of mine sent this to me a while ago. I take no credit in actually writing it.
A night out with you know who.
Look at my button down striped shirt! F*^#@*g look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some p@*#y tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!
My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!
I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the s**t out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so f___g loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 f_____g yards tonight! I’m that f______g pumped!
I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I f_____g love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!
I’m thinking about buying a boat this year!
I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his a**! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his d__k and some bleach! I mean it!
I’m gonna grind on girls a**es tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my c__k against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!
I will valet tonight!
I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!
I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”!
When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!
I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!
I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!
When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!
I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I’ll be ready to f____g party again tomorrow!
Disclaimer: (if this is too crude, please remove it, or tell and I will; and accept my apology. It is meant to be funny) A friend of mine sent this to me a while ago. I take no credit in actually writing it.
A night out with you know who.
Look at my button down striped shirt! F*^#@*g look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some p@*#y tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!
My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!
I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the s**t out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so f___g loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 f_____g yards tonight! I’m that f______g pumped!
I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I f_____g love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!
I’m thinking about buying a boat this year!
I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his a**! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his d__k and some bleach! I mean it!
I’m gonna grind on girls a**es tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my c__k against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!
I will valet tonight!
I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!
I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”!
When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!
I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!
I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!
When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!
I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I’ll be ready to f____g party again tomorrow!




