this is hilarious

 

If you carry a man purse, you're a douche. Bag.

 

I think this covers it:

 

Don't forget sunglasses, either those Kanye ones or some Diors.

 

haha
the stupid ass grin is one of the most annoying attributes of a Douchebag...
anytime ,anywhere...as if it was fixed with super glue..

some car sales reps here in Munich tend to pursue that kind of lifestyle the business way...which is even more annoying.
they act ,dress and look at you as if they were gazillionaires and are on top of the world
but the truth hurts(them badly when they return to their single room appartments at night)

back to the normal douches :

the EURO way lmao




OMG
lol

 

It's really bad in Miami. I used to shop at Nordstrom all the time and now I rarely do because I feel like all they sell is either old man clothes (tommy bahama, faconnable, which I like but just doesn't fit me) or they have that section that gets uglier by the day (True Religions, Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier, Affliction, the list goes on). The sad part is that I see more deuches now than normal people.

 

Oh and the perfect douche: Christian Audigier shirt, Prada shinny sunglasses, True Religions with rinesones, pointy shoes, and a folex. I see a LOT of these every day.