Dear awful driver,
#12
08-31-2011, 03:19 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Frankfurt
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Dear awful driver that killed my side mirror which is going to cost me 300 Euros cause it's an act of vandalism that is not covered under my insurance,
in the very unlikely case of me catching your cheap ass.
I am going to run you over and then I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfvck you!
in the very unlikely case of me catching your cheap ass.
I am going to run you over and then I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfvck you!
#14
08-31-2011, 03:53 AM
Dear idiot in silver XC60 this morning,
when you act all tough and honk me like an idiot when I take advantage of my right of way in the city - don't get scared and back up the entire street you came from when I block you, put my window down and wave you over for a little talk.
when you act all tough and honk me like an idiot when I take advantage of my right of way in the city - don't get scared and back up the entire street you came from when I block you, put my window down and wave you over for a little talk.
#18
08-31-2011, 05:29 AM
Dear awful soccer mom in every Denali in the US... Please get off of your fvcking cell phone and pay attention. The world is NOT yours, nor is every road or freeway you "grace" with your presence. And you wonder why I kicked a dent into your door or knocked your mirror off when you completely swerved into my lane (almost killing me) without checking your mirrors or looking over... 
**All of that happened in a 15-minute span from San Clemente to Irvine, CA on a motorcycle about 2.5 years ago.
**All of that happened in a 15-minute span from San Clemente to Irvine, CA on a motorcycle about 2.5 years ago.
#19
08-31-2011, 07:49 AM
Dear awful driver,
Please stay out of the left lane if the right lane is free. If you refuse to move over, don't flash your brights at me for passing on the right.
Dear lazy State Patrol officer,
Thanks for being too distracted playing Solitare or Minesweeper or online poker on your squad car's laptop to pull out and chase me when I went by you on Sunday night doing 30 over the limit.
Please stay out of the left lane if the right lane is free. If you refuse to move over, don't flash your brights at me for passing on the right.
Dear lazy State Patrol officer,
Thanks for being too distracted playing Solitare or Minesweeper or online poker on your squad car's laptop to pull out and chase me when I went by you on Sunday night doing 30 over the limit.
