Dear awful driver,
#131
Dear Awful Driver:
Really enjoyed how you attempted to beat me through that intersection when i had the right of way, causing me to veer around you narrowly missing both you and the other driver who was stopped at the light.
Dear Awful Police Man who was two cars back from awful driver:
I'd like to say i'm suprised that you actually didn't see the Lexus attempting to wreck into my car, but sadly i'm not you were probally texting. I'd also like to say I was surprised to hear you tell me "Quit showing off" when I had to swerve to avoid said lexus and my tires were not quiet.
Sincerely,
Phil
Really enjoyed how you attempted to beat me through that intersection when i had the right of way, causing me to veer around you narrowly missing both you and the other driver who was stopped at the light.
Dear Awful Police Man who was two cars back from awful driver:
I'd like to say i'm suprised that you actually didn't see the Lexus attempting to wreck into my car, but sadly i'm not you were probally texting. I'd also like to say I was surprised to hear you tell me "Quit showing off" when I had to swerve to avoid said lexus and my tires were not quiet.
Sincerely,
Phil
Last edited by pthomas; Sep 14, 2011 at 05:48 PM. Reason: sp
#132
trufax
#135
Favored, as long as I get hired into the traffic enforcement division
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Dear Cletus
It was funny when I beat you revving your Mustang GT off the line at the light with my Jetta. What was funnier was at the next light, you decided to show me how it's done by peeling out across the intersection and attracting the immediate and undivided attention of two representatives of our Sheriff's Department.
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Dear Cletus
It was funny when I beat you revving your Mustang GT off the line at the light with my Jetta. What was funnier was at the next light, you decided to show me how it's done by peeling out across the intersection and attracting the immediate and undivided attention of two representatives of our Sheriff's Department.
#136
Dear Idiot on his cell phone,
Yes, that line of cars stretching back 4 miles is your fault. And yes, we were all pissed at you while you carried on a conversation on your cell phone with complete diregard to the fact that you were traveling 35mph in a 60mph zone in the only open lane, despite the fact that you had absolutely zero traffic in front of you.
Next time you want to carry on a conversation about your faggy cat with your therapist, pull the f*ck over and let the rest of us through or I WILL put you in the ditch next time.
kthxbai.
Yes, that line of cars stretching back 4 miles is your fault. And yes, we were all pissed at you while you carried on a conversation on your cell phone with complete diregard to the fact that you were traveling 35mph in a 60mph zone in the only open lane, despite the fact that you had absolutely zero traffic in front of you.
Next time you want to carry on a conversation about your faggy cat with your therapist, pull the f*ck over and let the rest of us through or I WILL put you in the ditch next time.
kthxbai.
#137
Dear kia driver.
Stop resting your foot on the brake pedal, it means the rest of us can't dell the difference between when you're braking and when you're not. You should be damn happy I just replaced all my pads and rotors and was able to narrowly avoid destroying your car.
Sincerely,
-I know you're not left foot braking for performance reasons.
Stop resting your foot on the brake pedal, it means the rest of us can't dell the difference between when you're braking and when you're not. You should be damn happy I just replaced all my pads and rotors and was able to narrowly avoid destroying your car.
Sincerely,
-I know you're not left foot braking for performance reasons.
#138
Dear Super Special Subaru Driver,
Your magic AWD didn't save your WRX from the massive puddle sitting on the road under the train bridge and the resulting ass-first meeting with the cattle fence, did it?
Your magic AWD didn't save your WRX from the massive puddle sitting on the road under the train bridge and the resulting ass-first meeting with the cattle fence, did it?
#139
Dear Idiot on his cell phone,
Yes, that line of cars stretching back 4 miles is your fault. And yes, we were all pissed at you while you carried on a conversation on your cell phone with complete diregard to the fact that you were traveling 35mph in a 60mph zone in the only open lane, despite the fact that you had absolutely zero traffic in front of you.
Next time you want to carry on a conversation about your faggy cat with your therapist, pull the f*ck over and let the rest of us through or I WILL put you in the ditch next time.
kthxbai.
Yes, that line of cars stretching back 4 miles is your fault. And yes, we were all pissed at you while you carried on a conversation on your cell phone with complete diregard to the fact that you were traveling 35mph in a 60mph zone in the only open lane, despite the fact that you had absolutely zero traffic in front of you.
Next time you want to carry on a conversation about your faggy cat with your therapist, pull the f*ck over and let the rest of us through or I WILL put you in the ditch next time.
kthxbai.




