... also happen to have the sexiest name of any car produced till this day - The Lancia Delta Integrale. Just saying it out loud makes you want to smear yourself up in pasta sauce, sell your kids and move to Napoli.

It is, however, made by a small Italian company and started its life in the late 70s, so you might want to learn how to pronounce "malfunzionamento elettrico" and "ruggine". ("electric malfunction" and "rust"). But who the hell cares! Just look at it and tell me this isn't FREAKIN' BADASS!

 

 

Sweeet, one of my favs too but don't know too much about them?
What model is the one to buy and how much for a nice one?

 

The 16V is the sugartits of Integrales and the one to have - super rare around here though. There are a bunch of beat-up 8Vs for sale that start around 50K SEK (probably requires another 100 in repairs) and I've seen low mileage ones in MINT for 40-50K EUR in Germany.

Personally, my dream looks exactly like the Martini one in the alps with Zürich plates. Wouldn't change a thing . . .

 

You are the James May of Sweden...except more gay!

 

Actually, I would change ONE thing. I would order vanity plates that read "Josh is a homo" and then I would lose the mufflers and drive it around the block where his boyfriend works 500 times.

 

You would break down after getting half way around the block mate...

 

That's the point, you idiot - your boyfriend would have to come out and push. And then he'd be all "Geeezaa maay bay-bay, aye believe our cova's been blown. Lawd above! They know we are bein' gay togeva."

 

You claimed you could go around the block 100 times in a piece of shit Lancia. I want you to live up to that claim!

 

Yes thats correct, Captain slow of sweden.