this is all in fun
We know the diesel Cayenne is coming, how about an engine that says power:

Engine
Engine Model Cat® 3516B HD EUI
Rated Speed 1,600 rpm
Gross Power – SAE J1995 1176 kW 1,577 hp
Net Power – EEC 80/1269 1092 kW 1,463 hp
Net Power – ISO 9249 1092 kW 1,463 hp
Net Power – SAE J1349 1180 kW 1,447 hp
Bore 170 mm 6.7 in
Stroke 215 mm 8.5 in
Displacement 78 L 4,875 in3
Peak Torque @ 1,100 rpm 8499 N•m 6,289 lb ft