how'd this punk get a certificate?
#1
04-13-2011, 02:42 PM
how'd this punk get a certificate?
the story:
Pilot's emergency landing at Rockaways Beach faces investigation over suspicious circumstances | Mail Online
the ATC audio:
http://www.avweb.com/other/piper-32n...iveATC-net.mp3
listening to the ATC audio really paints the picture well. The controller did a good job handling this punk.
Pilot's emergency landing at Rockaways Beach faces investigation over suspicious circumstances | Mail Online
the ATC audio:
http://www.avweb.com/other/piper-32n...iveATC-net.mp3
listening to the ATC audio really paints the picture well. The controller did a good job handling this punk.
#4
04-13-2011, 03:38 PM
His friends, they called him Jase the Ace,
he dreamed of flying into space,
But single-engine planes are dreary,
"Hey, tower, I've got a crazy query!
I want to land upon the sand,
But have no fear, we'll chill right here."
The tower said "No, remain aloft"
"But dude, I might wish to stay lost"
And that's where things got weirder faster,
with missionary doctor pastor.
Then claims of engine trouble came,
is this for real, or some strange game?
But then, as sweetly as a peach,
he set it down upon the beach.
Well, 'sweet' might be too optimistic,
a better word would be 'ballistic'.
He dumped it in the ocean spray,
One friend jumped out and ran away.
His lady friend the tale debunks,
by heaving to, and blowing chunks.
Young Jase has yet to be berated,
or shown to be intoxicated,
But I suspect this tale's not done,
For Rockaway's once-favorite son.
#6
04-13-2011, 03:50 PM
I could have sworn I posted this, I guess I just emailed it to someone. It's absolutely nuts. That guy needs to have his certificate pulled. He says he got the idea from "Flying WIld Alaska".
What a damned jack ass. Being a pilot, things like this really piss me off.
Every time I hear that ATC transmission it makes me cringe. I was surprised at the controller's patience.
What a damned jack ass. Being a pilot, things like this really piss me off.
Every time I hear that ATC transmission it makes me cringe. I was surprised at the controller's patience.
Last edited by Hernando; 04-13-2011 at 03:51 PM.
#8
04-13-2011, 04:36 PM
Dipping into poetry a bit, J? Let's go with that...
His friends, they called him Jase the Ace,
he dreamed of flying into space,
But single-engine planes are dreary,
"Hey, tower, I've got a crazy query!
I want to land upon the sand,
But have no fear, we'll chill right here."
The tower said "No, remain aloft"
"But dude, I might wish to stay lost"
And that's where things got weirder faster,
with missionary doctor pastor.
Then claims of engine trouble came,
is this for real, or some strange game?
But then, as sweetly as a peach,
he set it down upon the beach.
Well, 'sweet' might be too optimistic,
a better word would be 'ballistic'.
He dumped it in the ocean spray,
One friend jumped out and ran away.
His lady friend the tale debunks,
by heaving to, and blowing chunks.
Young Jase has yet to be berated,
or shown to be intoxicated,
But I suspect this tale's not done,
For Rockaway's once-favorite son.
His friends, they called him Jase the Ace,
he dreamed of flying into space,
But single-engine planes are dreary,
"Hey, tower, I've got a crazy query!
I want to land upon the sand,
But have no fear, we'll chill right here."
The tower said "No, remain aloft"
"But dude, I might wish to stay lost"
And that's where things got weirder faster,
with missionary doctor pastor.
Then claims of engine trouble came,
is this for real, or some strange game?
But then, as sweetly as a peach,
he set it down upon the beach.
Well, 'sweet' might be too optimistic,
a better word would be 'ballistic'.
He dumped it in the ocean spray,
One friend jumped out and ran away.
His lady friend the tale debunks,
by heaving to, and blowing chunks.
Young Jase has yet to be berated,
or shown to be intoxicated,
But I suspect this tale's not done,
For Rockaway's once-favorite son.
You sir, are an artist. I truly hope you have a job or a hobby that utilizes your eloquence - I was just quoting a lowly Ramones track, and then you go and do that.
#9
04-13-2011, 04:47 PM
Dipping into poetry a bit, J? Let's go with that...
His friends, they called him Jase the Ace,
he dreamed of flying into space,
But single-engine planes are dreary,
"Hey, tower, I've got a crazy query!
I want to land upon the sand,
But have no fear, we'll chill right here."
The tower said "No, remain aloft"
"But dude, I might wish to stay lost"
And that's where things got weirder faster,
with missionary doctor pastor.
Then claims of engine trouble came,
is this for real, or some strange game?
But then, as sweetly as a peach,
he set it down upon the beach.
Well, 'sweet' might be too optimistic,
a better word would be 'ballistic'.
He dumped it in the ocean spray,
One friend jumped out and ran away.
His lady friend the tale debunks,
by heaving to, and blowing chunks.
Young Jase has yet to be berated,
or shown to be injoxicated,
But I suspect this tale's not done,
For Rockaway's once-favorite son.
His friends, they called him Jase the Ace,
he dreamed of flying into space,
But single-engine planes are dreary,
"Hey, tower, I've got a crazy query!
I want to land upon the sand,
But have no fear, we'll chill right here."
The tower said "No, remain aloft"
"But dude, I might wish to stay lost"
And that's where things got weirder faster,
with missionary doctor pastor.
Then claims of engine trouble came,
is this for real, or some strange game?
But then, as sweetly as a peach,
he set it down upon the beach.
Well, 'sweet' might be too optimistic,
a better word would be 'ballistic'.
He dumped it in the ocean spray,
One friend jumped out and ran away.
His lady friend the tale debunks,
by heaving to, and blowing chunks.
Young Jase has yet to be berated,
or shown to be injoxicated,
But I suspect this tale's not done,
For Rockaway's once-favorite son.