No, wifey would sit on the cop's lap. What would be wrong with that?

 

It sounds like it would mean something dirty.
"oh yeah, last night I went home with two blondes. Pulled a dirty sanchez on one and delivered the mail on the other."

Is it just me or did the officer call you Asian just a few times too many?

 

Hell, then they let you do whatever you want.

 

That cop sounded like an ass... I wonder what exotic he has. Maybe you should carry a voice recorder in SL if it gets out of hand in future.

 

I would have lost it right there.

I know my answer would have been "He is either lying or mislead. I saw you at the gas station, I knew you'd be following me and I purposedly stayed well under the limit. Since you like to make up charges, ticket me for whatever pleases you guys and be done with it."

I actually did use that line once. He was upset. Being in Canada, he apologized profusely, then I did the same.

 

^ The point is that there was no Sargent. The guy followed him out of the gas station.

 

The point is he was full of crap from the get-go.

 

ATL probably should have told him that a Corvette isn't an exotic.

 

Go deliver some mail. Weh!

 

Here are pics of the cop when he wasn't looking.







j/k

here are pics of the untinted tail lights.