Didn't work on camping polish chicks. Not gonna work on Moroccan hookers either . . .

Ba dum pa pssh!

Does not compute. Clearly getting between the /\ is the primary objective. Exchanging #'s only increases the risk that you'll get a call about 9 months from t=0 "ghello? Thiiis iszj Svetlana, ve met lasjt sjummer..."

No woman would EVER sit on my ferrari.

You took notice to the sound when she sat on the front of the car, not only did it go down several mm's but I guess there might be a dent somewhere due to the weight.

Isn't the owner on the forum? didn't he just wrap the 458 with a black roof?

No thats a different person, AWG is from United Arab Emarites. This Yellow 458 is from Qatar.

You should get a custom alarm designed for this particular situation, here is my recommendation: Add an eject button to the stock Ferrari key, sit back, and enjoy!