Yeah, but it's a great excuse to get laid and have a good time.

Following M5Kid's offer, I'm willing to counter with this: I'll fly out and use my awesome automotive engineering skills to maintain your Scud for you and keep it in tip top shape whenever you're not driving it. I'd say I could keep it running like one of those fancy Swiss watches that Stryke is selling, but I'll keep your Scud running better than any AP/RM/Rolex out there. That's a promise.