Introduction
 

Long time lurker, first time poster. Thought it was time I introduced myself. I live in London and was directed to this site by Josh King who I believe utilizes the username LABrit. Great chap that Josh with such a lovely family. In case you're wondering, my username comes from the fact that I used to have a habit of running through Cambridge completely naked after a few too many pints. But we can talk more about that later. I currently drive a BMW M3, not too exciting. But I have my eye on the new Porsche GT3 as well. Looking forward to getting to know you chaps.

Cheers.

Hi,

Joshua is a top er... I mean bottom ... bloke

Cheers,
Nik

Did you use to run forwards or backwards? Or is that in Australia where they go the opposite way?

Who dafuq is LABrit?

They are a great family, I'm still trying to convince my dad to lease me a new AP and a Gaylordo.

#sweetthread

quality content, will read again

Uh....welcome?

I would say enjoy your stay but it looks like its too late.

Awesome post Bro and a excellent reference. Hope your and LAFag's Daddy's buy you matching Vespas and AP Roo's. Good to know you like to get drunk and be naked. I am sure you and LAfag get along smashingly.

^ That's tough words coming from a guy who lives in Wisconsin. Isn't that the armpit of the US mate?

By its location I woukd say nose hair of US, but ive never had a better steak than I did in Wisconsin.

it's actually the back fat.

Stop with the talk of back fat. Its reminding me of Kate Upton and I'm getting a chubby.

Yup, with a unemployment rate of 4.62, an education average of 13 years, household income over 74K and a Republican base we are the armpitto of the States. Mate.

Good one Bro. Try again. :hilarious:

No your are chubby Skeet. Live with it. Fatty.

I wish this were real.

Close your eyes and click your heels 3 times

why all the hostility??

Hostility?? Come at me bro!!!

Punk Skeet. Why coming at your punk azz. Yuz a playerez, no stepping to the Skeet, yo. Beyatch.

I guess I am too damn old for this place.

How old are you

I was wondering the same. I'm sure this all has something to do with this whole TS is dead and the new forum is better talk, but the last 3 or 4 days there has been an influx of hostility, inside jokes, and confusion (for me). I don't want to, but maybe it's time to give up on this place :shrug:

There's a new forum???

Man and here I thought this was the new forum.

What? I was here to hang at the new place? This isn't the new spot? WTF?

The posts on this forum are flatter than kate uptons ass and more boring than one of her photoshoots.

Shattup, skeet. Dive into backfat porn... :hilarious:

Yawn

Shut up Brob I'm getting all turned on by her backfat again

Being from Texas I guess you enjoy resting your flacid peepees on a bunch O fatback, reminding you of your childhood. Oh the memories Skeetlll

What was his name anyway?

No i stopped banging fatties on my 9th birthday.

And HER name was Bernice.

U jelly?

I kinda am...

Ewww, so in Texas that was first grade.

Your funny Skeet. :whistle:

She lifts Bro. Do you even lift?

I couldn't lift her if I tried

Tuck n Roll.

Right into the wet spot

MMM Giggidy