Was at a sushi bar with my wife. Started talking to a guy next to us who was wearing a harley shirt. Said that he sold them, but they weren't selling anymore so he switched jobs. I said that was surprising considering the sheer volume of them I see around town.

It continued, I was joking around about them being slow and overpriced. He LAUNCHED into a description of how it was a lifestyle. How he had japanese bikes, a porsche, something else but none of them got him any women until he got a harley. And further, the QUALITY of women he got went through the roof. (At this point I'm visualizing the typical beast I see on the back of one and wondering what he was getting BEFORE the harley)

Then the kicker, he keeps going on about how the women love harleys, and tells my wife, "You know what I'm talking about." As if all women dream of the day when a 50 year old dude on a chrome couch of a bike pulls up, revs and says, "On the back, bitch." I look at her and she's looking at the guy like he's insane, which he might very well be. I'm grinning and trying not to laugh out loud. The guy was otherwise cool, but I couldn't believe the level of delusion. Great time had by all.

PS-This is not an anti-harley thread, just a funny about a "lifestyle" harley guy.

 

So ... did you go home alone that night? You can say it, you're among friends here.

 

Almost, but luckily I reminded her that harley guys have a wang inversely proportioned to the size of their motor. She decided the fatboy wasn't so impressive anymore.

 

It's one thing if you can't see your man parts because of your beer belly. But I've seen some Harley riders who'd be lucky to find their gas tanks while on the things!

 

I love anti-harley threads!

 

LOL.

No car, bike, truck, etc is going to make a person what they are. Pretty sad but I'm lol'n.

 

Easy Rider wouldn't have been Easy Rider on a pink Vespa.

 

At Bike Week, or other shows of the sort, you will indeed get smokin' hot women attracted to the "Harley Thing".

EVERYwhere else, not so much. Ducatis work though.