Your watch is safe with this guy
 

:spar: :golfclap:

"Do I feel safer? I just want to feel alive."

The reality of his secluded life probably sucks a wee bit, but there's no way I would give up living - even if secluded - to avoid being labelled 'paranoid'.

Good for him. He should have been using better ammo; the first guy would be dead. The next two weren't as fortunate, due to proper training. :D

this is excellent. clearly the best shopkeeper in the world.