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Old 03-26-2009, 01:58 PM
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This made me laugh... CGT Review!

See how many mistakes you can find in this review... Who writes this stuff anyways? Look at the comparisons!
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2009 Porsche Carrera GT

Automotive refinery at its best, the 2009 Porsche Carrera GT is literally a masterpiece of engineering. A carryover from 2004, the 2009 Porsche Carrera GT is a 2-door, 2-passenger convertible super car that competes with the Aston Martin DB9, the Jaguar XK, and the Toyota MR2 Spyder. If you are looking for a sleek, lightweight, beautiful roadster, the Carrera GT fits the bill. Count on our web page for information that adds value to the decisions you make. Whether you are looking for an overview of the vehicle, engine specs, standard equipment or safety features, count on us. One of the impressive features on the 2009 Porsche Carrera GT is an aerodynamic suspension package that comes handy in providing a safe and stable drive even at top speeds.

The 2009 Carrera GT is capable of ushering in a new standard in its class with its overall impressive performance with due importance to safety. Key innovative technologies that went into the making of the 2009 Porsche Carrera GT include a ceramic composite clutch and brakes beneath the body, a nickel and silicon combination coating improving the wear resistance while minimizing the internal friction of the engine etc. The vehicle comes with a slim trunk that comes handy in holding the stuff for a weekend getaway. Using lightweight materials such as magnesium for the car's wheels and the frames make the Carrera GT more swift and dynamic thereby helping it deliver a fabulous performance. Substantial attention to detail has been paid to the design of this uncompromising super sports car.
 
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Old 03-26-2009, 02:01 PM
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That's just plain sad.
 
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Old 03-26-2009, 02:05 PM
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Old 03-26-2009, 02:18 PM
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Hilarity at it's finest.
 
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Old 03-26-2009, 02:24 PM
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Enough stuff for a weekend getaway....LOLZ...

Safe and stable drive....LOLZ...

Other than that, it looks fine.
 
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Old 03-26-2009, 02:48 PM
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So let me get this straight. Some staff writer from a low level auto website is handed the keys to one of the world's great supercars and all he can come up with is two paragraphs of non-sense.....maybe the writer couldn't master the tricky clutch and decided to walk around the car and write about all of the "practical features" on one of the most impractical cars in existence. I love the CGT. It stands for nothing except masterful engineering and pure driving enjoyment.

This is either a lame attempt at parody, or the writer needs to be fired. Even consumer reports "gets it" when they test performance vehicles.
 
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Competes with the MR2?

Oh, and I prefer my brakes above the body please....
 

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I dunno guys. I always thought the Toyota MR2 Spyder was a little bit faster and more exclusive. I mean, I know plenty of guys that drive CGTs but only a handful of men that drive MR2 Spyders (the rest are women)!
 
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"A carryover from 2004, the 2009 Porsche Carrera GT . . ."

 



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