Most prestigious SUV? - Page 8

jox · #71 02-26-2010, 05:31 PM

And also, my unability to properly spell explosion comes from Sambuca. Powerful stuff, this!

Simba · #72 02-26-2010, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jox »

No, it is actually the most horrible one of them all. If you were to combine Semtex, a Hearse, a Suzuki Samurai, a pile of poop and a V8 engine - the pieces collected and quickly glued together from the explotion by a blind donkey would make a prettier vehicle than the BMW X6.

Things I care about in a vehicle, in order of importance:

1) Power
2) Gearbox
3) Handling
4) Brakes
5) Weight
6) Nanny crap, or lack thereof.
...
478) Looks

And while the X6M doesn't look great, it looks better than most boxes on wheels, and as is more relevant to my interests, it goes like a mother and handles well.

Barrister · #73 02-26-2010, 05:38 PM

tractorcrusher · #74 02-26-2010, 05:41 PM

With all do respect Simba is our resident Apple guy. By the law of the blood he is supposed to be anti SUV.

but I challenge any of you to heel-toe better than he does in his chuck taylor's

jox · #75 02-26-2010, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simba »

Things I care about in a vehicle, in order of importance:

1) Power
2) Gearbox
3) Handling
4) Brakes
5) Weight
6) Nanny crap, or lack thereof.
...
478) Looks

And while the X6M doesn't look great, it looks better than most boxes on wheels, and as is more relevant to my interests, it goes like a mother and handles well.

But there are a number of lookers in the SUV segment meeting those critieria - ML63, Q7 V12, X5M, CTTs? That list is sort of like making up a list of things you like in a woman using the following;

1) Large number of homosexual friends
2) Friendly parents
3) How she applies syrup to her pancakes
4) Whether she wears her beige granny-panties inside out
[...]
2,192) Looks
3,471) Boobs
5,692) Ass